Shanny’s Movement!!

Shanny’s first Movement “Teach&&Be Taught”. The #1 commercial dance was the “Superman” what the dance or song has to do with superman, the world will never know! Then it was the “Stanky Leg” A dance created by a man with odor problems. You hold out your leg move it in a circle and grab your nose like you smell something. I don’t know about you but when I smell myself, I wouldn’t just hold my nose, a shower sounds well needed! Really?  “Move it like Bernie”? That’s the laziest dance I’ve ever seen. You lean back and wiggle your arms, OOohhhh! ”Move it like you lazy “is what is should be called! Next is the “foot work”, a running in place movement kicking your feet with a little lean? Slow it down and it can pass as the ghetto river dance! Can’t forget the “Wop”, I don’t know if they just ran out of dances and names but Wop? Come on now.  That sounds like a sound effect not a dance. The dance is to swing your arms back and forth popping your chest and butt every time you swing them... Sounds like the swing. I’m going to come up with the “Toaster”... Get real low count to 3 then pop up … All I need is the song now? Lolz...  No really, where do ya’ll come up with this stuff?

Everyone knows at least one of these dances. But it’s funny how everyone from pre-k to 30+ knows the lyrics to every new song that hits the radio. I’ve heard 3 year old sing “Beez in Tha Trap”, but ask them what’s their ABC’s? Nowadays you have to look at society and ask yourself, if not you then who? This is our new generation coming up; who’s in the trap won’t be so important. So instead of teaching your little siblings or cousins stuff to record and put on the internet think about what they will know later. There needs to be an algebra dance or a go to college dance! Or I Beez in Tha Class!